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Stato on the loose

Stato on the loose

Chris Cockton4 Dec 2013 - 19:30
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Gents, a new game has been invented just in time for this seasons Xmas drinks event on 21st December...

This game will also be played at presentation evening, albeit with slightly amended categories...

Any player falling in to any one of the categories on 21st December below will be subject to a forfeit of the captain's choice (There will be a Lions/Deal or no Deal theme)

Any player who has played 5 or more games and not scored at all
Any player who has played 10 or more games and not scored a try
Any player with two or more yellow cards
Any player with a red card (Tony you are screwed...!)
The player with the most MOM awards, for being too good...
One other player drawn out of a hat on the night

There are no exceptions to these rules and stats from the cup game on the 21st December will not count.

Stats from the pre-season friendly have been removed for those that were hopeful...

Here is the list:

NameAppearancesTriesConversionsMOMPenaltiesYellowRedTotal Points
Will Bate1380502040
Chris Cockton1330001015
James Singleton130000100
Louis Critchlow1240000020
Rhys Pritchard1250000025
Gaz Pritchard1250101025
Mark Doherty 111150160083
Ash Cooper1120501010
Sam Hilton110000000
Mike Richardson1040000020
Ben Stubbs100000000
Dave Bruen1020000010
Tony McLaughlin91000325
Chris Mee90000000
Andrew Crimmins90000000
Alex Youngman730100015
Gareth Evans70000200
Ryan Wignall70000000
Matthew Parrish61000005
Nick Sandbrook60000000
Alex Waddicar61000005
Dave Ormes50000000
Andrew Murtagh50000000
Simon Frost60000000
Nick Lever414020019
James Brodie30010100
Marcus O'Donohoe20000000
Rick Sandbrook20000000
Danny Jospeh20000000
Geoff Earle10000000
James franks10000000

So far there are a number of you in contention and with two more games to play we could add to that list between now and then...

Anybody who falls into one of these categories and doesn't turn up to fulfil their forfeit on the 21st will be subject to further (and more severe) punishment.

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