Bolton 2Xv vs Wigan 2Xv

Quick report this week:

- Jay Cheetham is back from getting engaged in Lesbos.
- Geoff Earle has returned from filming "You are what you eat" with Gillian McKeith.
- Manny Tailor called his try before playing, he didnt knock this one on so it will stand.
- Mark Townsend looks like Phil Mitchell.
- Pete Marriott looks like Les Battersby.
- John Keech and Waddy will share their new heroin diet in two weeks.
- Fan and water boy Tom Relph is undoubtably gay.
- Ryan Wignall isnt a proper DJ.
- Mark Crow likes candle lit baths and theme parks.
- Dave Meir is father of the year 2013 but eats too much cold meat.
- Rob Terry is actually Jimmy Cranky.
- Mike Singy is massively obese.
- John Stryker loves beach parties.

Alex Quegan MOTM performance, Joe the other person to play well out of position in his favourite roll on the wing; he just pictured himself chasing girls around Bolton shcool.

Final Score: Bolton 2XV 22 - 5 Wigan 2XV

The Jason Cheetham killing room MOTM award: Alex "Peter Barlow" Quegan

Tries: Tailor, Keech, Wignall, Waddicar.

Convs: Turner

Pens: 0

Comment of the day: “In all honesty I think i'm back down to my wrestling weight” (John Keech, 2013)

Regards,

Nash Bridges

Twitter: @nashbridgesNB

EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE IS PURELY THE THOUGHTS AND VIEWS OF AN UNKNOWN SPECTATOR AND NOT THE VIEWS OF A PLAYER WITHIN THE SQUAD.