“Swing low........Pete Marriot”

This week’s report is a dedication to Pete Marriot’s 75m break away try he scored this weekend:

He’s walking in the air, he’s floating in a moonlit sky
The people far below are sleeping as Pete’s flies
He’s holding very tight, he’s riding in a midnight blue
Pete’s finding he can fly, so high above with you

Far across Leigh’s line, the villages go by like trees
The rivers and the hills, the forests and the ginger streams
Supporters gaze open mouth, taken by surprise
Nobody in Leigh believes their eyes

Pete was surfing in the air, he is swimming in the frozen sky
He was drifting over ice, mountains floating by
Suddenly swooping low in the showers deep
Arousing of a mighty monster called Pete the Meat

Marriot was walking in the air, he was floating in a midnight sky
And everyone who sees him, greets him as he flies
I'm holding very, holding very tight, I'm riding on the Meat wagon
I'm finding Pete can fly, so please just believe its true.

Final Score: Leigh 3rd XV 5 – 67 Bolton 2nd XV

The Bolton school girls division MOTM award: Joe Smith

Tries: Ormes, O’Donohoe (3), Singleton, Sandbrook R, Ryder, Waddicar, Marriot, Smith (2)

Convs: Turner x 6

Dodgy Comment of the day: “Just give it to Singy the Dinghy and let us ride the waves of Squizz together” (Mike “The Crab” Singleton, 2013)

Regards,

Nash Bridges

Twitter: @nashbridgesNB

EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE IS PURELY THE THOUGHTS AND VIEWS OF AN UNKNOWN SPECTATOR AND NOT THE VIEWS OF A PLAYER WITHIN THE SQUAD.