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Bolton scored (Moley Relph) 5 – 0. Conversion missed by Spencer Small, very windy and difficult.

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Bolton scored (Square head Keech) 10 – 0. Conversion missed by Spencer Petit, still windy and as difficult as before.

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Bolton scored (Brett (normal name Brad) Cliff) 15 – 0. Conversion missed, still windy and no one made the effort to run beneath the posts.

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Bolton scored (Moley Relph) 20 – 0. Conversion missed due to winds by Petit.

Han Han.

Half Time: Eccles 2XV 0 – 20 Bolton 2XV

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Bolton scored (Dominator) 25 – 0. Petit retires from goal kicking, Brad Cliff misses due to high winds. Shock horror.

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Bolton scored (Dominator) 32 – 0. Brad Cliff retires from goal kicking, Petit is back revitalised and kicks it.

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Bolton scored (Spencer Petit) 39 – 0. 2nd conversion in a row, nice.

We will be back to normal match report style next week, time is not on our side this week and I’d rather write in a fake foreign language than let Tom Relph write a report again, or even worse James Singleton. Pishelberry.

Final word: Just a reminder about Andrew Murtagh’s new book “Murtagh – Delusions of Grandeur”. Chapter 2 is a particularly good read, it’s in depth analysis on every single minute of rugby Andrew has played this season, Andrew will personally lead you through the greatest 12 minutes of your life.

Final Score: Eccles 2XV 0 – 39 Bolton 2XV

The Pete Marriott lost cardigan MOTM award: James How-on-earth (has he won man of the match).

Tries: T.Relph (2), Turner (2), Keech, Petit, Cliff.

Convs: 2 (Petit)

Comment of the day: “There’s just something about mini egg’s” (Mike Singleton, 2014)

Regards,

Nash Bridges

Twitter: @nashbridgesNB

EVERYTHING LISTED ABOVE IS PURELY THE THOUGHTS AND VIEWS OF AN UNKNOWN SPECTATOR AND NOT THE VIEWS OF A PLAYER WITHIN THE SQUAD.