Two Bolton trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside
Two Bolton trailer park girls go round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Nash is back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Blackburn no more
They want Nash, I'm chopped liver.

Well, I’m not actually back yet. I’ve joined the search party for the missing Malaysian flight MH370 so I am likely to be back in country in a couple of weeks.

I have however been reading up on some of the Bolton 2nd XV results recently and I am very impressed.

Keep up the good work and I will write a bumper end of season match report. Northwich beaten, Blackburn beaten, now it’s time to beat Chorley who triumphed in the away fixture.

Onwards and upwards.

It is still possible to win the league.