Bolton 2XV Hooker and avid but poor body builder Dec Hampson is out of action this week with what is being called, "Topoftheleagueitis"...a rare disease which affects a softer version of the human race who are too scared to play in top of the league clashes.

Dec will miss today's game away at Blackburn RUFC with seasoned veteran and candle lit bath enthusiast Mar Crow stepping in.

Everyone involved at the club wishes Dec a full recovery, which will be next week no doubt.

Regards,

Nash B